Football Player Claims God Told him to Set Apartment on Fire with Marijuana Blunt

An Arena Football League player is facing a federal arson charge after setting his apartment on fire. Kevin Marcus Ellison was smoking weed in his bed and then managed to set the place on fire.

But Kevin had a good reason to, ready to hear it? He set his apartment on fire “because God had told him to set the bed on fire.”

I mean it’s case closed, free him on all charges. This jackass had to of been still high when he made up that gem of an excuse.

The fire was so bad that he had to jump out of his apartment, from the third floor. Or maybe it wasn’t that bad, maybe he was just too high to go out the front door.

He damaged an estimated $50,000 worth of property during the blaze, pun intended.

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Posted on June 15, 2012, in Sports, Thee Cody Taylor and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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